tc5: epi6 - the missing b&b of bhg-ing

part 2 (of what is a part 3) epi6 bhg-ing ... it's time for the boy & boy missing pieces of yesterday's epi6 bhg-ing. epi6 bhg-ing is proving to be fruitful. patience helps. snark galore. and as with several tcfrivolity peeps, others also found epi6 to be part of the on-going yawn-fest this season.

yesterday we poached from david dust (b), amuse-biatch (g), and the minx (g). sandwiched in between the 2gs ... cliffieland (b), blogging top chef (g), and eric3000 (b). we've got the b&b so let's bhg ...

• cliffieland's recap titled 12 days of christmas (or it's a festivus miracle!) ... gots his signature monikers for the cheftestants - along with a spiffy recap! and echoing the sentiment of others we've poached from, cliffie shares this:
  Warning: I'm feeling quite grinchy of late and the general bullshit nature of this episode really didn't help. So, if you find me under your tree stealing all your presents ... well, blame Bravo.
  (shirlsd here, again ... bravo, bite me!!!)
  

• on ariane ... The Sopranos' Dr. Melfi, and a reference to boniva (chuckle)
  (in case you don't know 'bout boniva, over here)
  
• on eugene ... Nip/Tuck's Escobar Gallardo, and if you don't/haven't watched nip/tuck, a bit of a bummer 'cuz witty for the moniker (it's about the tatts)
  
• on fabio ... The Simpsons' Luigi Risotto, and if you don't/haven't watched the simpsons, what's your problem?!
• on stefan ... Arrested Development's Stan Sitwell, without the wig, and if you didn't watch any arrested development episodes, rent 'em. (great moniker!)
• on hosea ... The Addams' Family's Lurch, and with hosea making a phone call (hint: cell phone brand prominently shown throughout the clip), cliffieland's perspective of the bravo product-in-your-face-placement that is littered throughout the episodes
• on leah ... Rhoda's Brenda Morgenstern, and that is clever. i never thought of that, and i see it, now. (thanks!)
• on jeff ... L.A. Law's Arnie Becker, and now i'm thinking i've had a virtual t.v. watching buddy in cliffieland! (i think i have a little crush - or i just have watched too much t.v. ... is that possible?)
  
• on jamie ... Top Chef's Chef Jamie - hmmmm? interesting moniker selection!
• on martha ... "Then it's time for the ex-con to judge the dishes."
• on carla ... Good Times' J.J. Evans, and i'd say 'nuff said for that moniker. y'all must've seen at least one epi of good times or know of j.j.?!
• on melissa ... Frasier's Maris Crane, and my crush has escalated - this moniker is quite clever!
• on radhika ... The Office's Kelly Kapoor, and now - - - i **heart** cliffieland & his t.v. acumen.
• eric3000's epi6 recap titled eleven chefs-a-choking ... has his signature **better** talk-speak than the actual tcfrivolity dialogue. read through his recap - sprinkled with wit & words o' wisdom ... such as:
• on eugene ... "I used corn starch to thicken my stew. I hope Martha Stewart doesn't notice that it tastes like crap."
  
• on jamie ... "Always the lesbian bridesmaid and never the bride at a same-sex wedding."
• on carla ... her elim challenge dish - Two Turtle Doves (fresh New York City pigeons)
• a couple references to tiffani faison (a la fridge-gate)- clever. over here for her bravo bio (season 1, tc5 peeps!).
• on other eric ... well, every once in a while eric3000 has other eric chime in & we likey the yip-yap/talk-speak.
  

o.k. - and when you visit the bgbgbgbhg peeps that we poach from for our recap entertaining reads ... do leave a comment, people.

gotta run! ... i will post an epi6 "part 3" when blogging top chef (g) is up. meanwhile, post fiber break & all, must contribute to the economy during this holiday season.