r|break: saturday morn fiber break (includes badger)

a video clip and reading material for this saturday's fiber break ... this fiber break is tied to a mini-confession (and nothing even scandalous or exciting, really) about some cubeopolis activity. this weekend's fiber break includes a clip to a video (at the very end of this post) and a little read of ...

chuck norris facts

mini-confession ... this poster resides on the building floor for which i work. normally, the poster is 5 floors down. i left a note. it's not like i asked for ransom money. o.k. - i didn't ask permission, but plushie said so ... and i just complied!

backstory ... after scurrying frantically (and determinedly) around (5 floors of and the connecting stairwells at) work this past thursday - simply to tackle find the protective-badge-retractable-holder-man for my must-have cubeopolis smart card - the bonus was coming across this poster.

the poster lives ... 5 floors down from my cubeopolis, a humor break, which happened to be across from a colleague's cube (who, by the way, has a giant microbe hanging in his office - i so **heart** him even more, but i digress - we shall call him plushie). i chose humor over protective-badge. i chose well.

later, 5 floors up ... minutes later, back in cubeopolis, pho queen managed to pounce on another protective-badge-retractable-holder-man, and pho queen & i became part of the fold ... chicas in cubeopolis sporting retractable holders from our waistband. as a treat, pho queen & i stairwelled down 5 floors for the tour of the chuck norris poster abode. plushie was there. i told him i planned to bring the tour-bus-of-peeps for humor breaks. he encouraged the multi-floor interaction.

then plushie said something like ...

"in fact, you guys should get a poster
and then we can come up and visit you!"

i complied ... great idea! deal done via the OSRP ~ aka office supply relocation program. chuck now sits prominently outside a newbie's cube. (hee-hee) side note - newbie mentioned there is a book o' chuck facts - and you can buy it but note that chuck was not a happy camper, indeed. (ahhh ... i feel better confessing.)

as for fave facts-on-poster echoed by cubesters ... from the poster, they include (in no special order) -

• If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  
• When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down.

now for the soon-to-be-bygone-days of the lanyard badge holder theme "song" ... in order NOT to forget my badge (a la lanyard), i have muttered something that started from one of my most fave little video clips.

i end today's fiber break knowing that
soon-to-be-gone are my mutterings of ...
badger badger badger

(mushroom mushroom)

(snake)