tc5: epi8 bgbgbgbhg-ing ...

blog hunting & gathering for epi8 ... and as mentioned in past posts, these are the places i poach for tcfrivolity fodder. ready - set - go!

the pack your crap and go! (thanks harold's girl) award for epi8 went to ... ariane motherhood (thanks dean iguana). now she can drink (and cook with) dr pepper in the sequester house with the other packed-crapped-peeps.

so what happened in epi8? ... let's go bhg-ing! and as i've mentioned before, when you visit the folks where blog hunting & gathering-ing is poaching, please consider posting a l'il comment or two! (lots of work and snark go into entertaining the tcfrivolity crew!) ...

• david dust's cock of the walk ... kicks off epi8-bhg! here are just a few tidbits from his recap - his entertainingly brilliant recap! a bit of snark here & there ...
  
  • on hosea about leah ... And by “buddy”, he means “that horny nympho who is all up on my jock but I’m too much of a wuss to hit it”.
  • During their preparation, most of the Cheftestants say some snobby chef crap about how they wouldn’t be caught DEAD using canned ingredients … blah, blah, blah. Get over it. You wouldn’t be caught dead drinking Diet Dr. Pepper either – but you monkeys sure jumped through that hoop last time, didn’t you?
  • the 3 teams conventional names also referred to as
    
    • lamb ... team mary and his little lambs
    • chicken ... team foghorn leghorn, team my cock is bigger than yours
      
    • pig ... team piggly wiggly, team porky pig
      
  • Everyone returns to the Stew Room and the judges discuss. Toby Young says some asinine thing about wanting to have unprotected sex when confronted by a nice piece of meat. But he is just so douchy that I can’t even appreciate this verbal gift that has been given to me. I know – Whatsamattayou?!?
• amuse-biatch ... known for photoessays and fun clips and quips - a l'il bit about ariane getting booted and her exit video (over here) and photoessay of jamie (over here).
• cliffie's down on the farm (or chicks and ducks and geese better scurry) ... comes equipped with a few monikers sprinkled about for the 3 teams
  
  • lamb ... team jersey baa, team siss boom baa
    
  • chicken ... team cluck
    
  • pig ... team oink-n-wink
    
  and his recap of the judge's table may help the tcfrivolity peeps who didn't finish the episode.
  
• blogging top chef ... as a few posts on epi8. a couple are winning/losing team (over here) and what tcfrivolity prize will NOT be (over here) unless tcfrivolity peep, jolli-E, races to the head of the pack.
• eric3000's animal farm (duh!) ... once again, dialogue and observations/narrative galore. a few picks here -
  
  • Padma: "And because Hung is the shortest Top Chef winner, you will have a very short amount of time to cook. That's how we worked him into the challenge."
  • The chefs are taken out into the country, where nobody will be able to hear their screams. They demonstrate all the special features in the sponsored car, like the cup holders, the sun shades, and the secret compartment for storing the bodies.
  • Stefan: "I'm the only pussy in the hen house. I'm a giant pussy. Pussy, pussy, pussy."
  • So Toby wants to have unprotected sex with a pig. Sounds like Tom Cruise is getting lucky!
• minx's epi8 recap over here ... with a bit of a preview yesterday over here (for which, if you read the comments, does the work photoshop mean anything to you?). so sit back, relax, and chuckle/smirk as you finish up your bhg with the minx. go-go-GO!
  

until next week's epi9!