... and i will NEVER say this in a work meeting

"... THAT'S not a piece of paper"

(out of context, it makes no sense.
with the back story, it can make one chuckle.)

it's very likely that "piece of paper" will follow me in cubeopolis and if/when i leave cubeopolis, so i hope someone gives me a t-shirt, baseball cap, fridge magnet or jewelry memorializing this! (it's not like i said "your babies ugly!") if not, just hug me, please...

anyone???