to continue yesterday's e-mail ...

... from [the organization's] HQ. it started off with this (which introduced the background investigation requirement) and continues with ...

Here is how to access and use the system (ensure you change your Internet Explorer* security settings as outlined in the attached brochure):

• [eight steps listed to access the Gateway at [cute-ACRONYM URL] and fill-out/submit the on-line form]
  

[ACRONYM for one of the gazillion government organizations] also requires that you complete and submit the following forms to your [organization's security person] (please sign each form as an applicant):

• [two other forms listed - one form that already was mentioned in the offer/acceptance letter under "conditions for employment" **AND** the other form that i don't really need to fill out if i provide the resume i already provided when i applied for the job]
  

In addition, you must print, sign, and submit to your [organization's security person] the following sections of the [on-line cute-ACRONYM form]:
1. “Authorization for Release of Information”
2. “Certification That My Answers Are True”

and yet, there is STILL more
(for tomorrow)

*[INTER-F**KING-NET-EXPLORER?!
UGH!!! they're killin' me!]