... and now for the on-line form
as promised in the offer/acceptance letter, i was "... contacted by an employee from our headquarters office who will provide you the link to complete this form on-line." that contact came this morning for the beginning of fulfilling the ...
Background Investigation Requirement
Welcome to [the organization]. Your position with [the organization] requires you to have a background investigation. In order to expedite this process, we have created an account for you [named a cute-ACRONYM]. [cute-ACRONYM] offers significant advantages. It speeds submissions, offers flexibility (you can edit and save your responses at any point), and supports [the organization's] long-standing paper reduction goals. [cute-ACRONYM] can also ease privacy concerns, as the electronic form will go directly to [two normal acronyms] rather than to your [organization].
more later for blog fodder.
Labels: r|you freakin' crazy shirlsd?
posted by shirlnutkin @ 7:32 AM
2 Comments:
The f**king government...yikes. But the good news is that after one year, if they still like you, you can be there for life. You can do absolutely nothing for the rest of your time there and earn six figures (be-FORE the decimal point) per year. :)
... uh ... before taxes, too.
;)
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