cube-alabras ... where have you been?!

¿dónde están mis cube-alabras?
que est que c'est? cube-alabras?!

it will be nearly one year since adding to the list of cube-alabras, aka words (palabras) about cubicle life. here are the four batches since last july '08

• pre-voyage ~ 2 mos after starting at cubeopolis over here
• batch 1 maiden voyage over here where cubic hair was introduced.
  
• batch 2 over here where cubeturbation (multiple definitions for a cubealabras) was introduced
• batch 3 over here where cubicide was introduced (and unlikely because of physics but still ...)
  
• mini-batch 4 over here where cuberalissimo was introduced
  

and a few other posts includes as part of the cubealabras family of posts. anyway, after a cubester recently (this past week) asked about a possible cubealabras, here is (mini-)batch 5, the first of 2009.

• Harry Cubini -- the staffer who always seems to disappear whenever an important assignment comes in.
• Cuberace -- sexually ambiguous staffer who always wants to "entertain" everyone, including someone's brother named George, with questionable musical selections on either a piano or ukelele at the annual Festivas party. Tends to wear more bling than a blind rapper.
• cubitis -- Can one develop cubitis from the day in/day out occupation of a cubical?
• Cubebob Loblaw -- A loud person you tend to tune out would be named Cubebob Loblaw.
• cubrication -- If you're having friction with your fellow cubemate, I'd say it's due to lack of sufficient cubrication. (i'll have to see if this also was defined before.)
• cubervise -- A person who repeatedly disturbs his cube neighbors is said to be insufficiently cubervised.
• cubesticles -- A loud office worker who refuses his boss' orders to quiet down might be said to have large cubesticles. (also, cubejones, cubollocks)
• cubepetitive stress injury -- And a wrist injury resulting from one's reflexive jerking motion every time a loud office worker talks is called cubepetitive stress injury.
• cuboister, cuboisterous -- A cubester known to be loud. The cuboister was being so cuboisterous I could hardly think.
• cubesplitting -- as in ear splitting in cubeopolis. Her voice is cubesplitting, I wish she would just STFU!
• cubeatterbox (or cubatterbox) -- chatter box in cubeopolis
• cubecibel -- as in decibel, the measure of noise in cubeopolis

cuber
pronounced koo-BEH
ya don't say? ... voulez-vous cuber avec moi?
definition(s) ... s’il vous plaît

r|break: pre-weekend fiber break...

... because harold's girl (aka jenm) and i **heart** the big bang theory, just a clip from this week's episode -

i wonder what this episode would be like
if dean iguana
(aka sacto floyd)
were sandwiched in between
sheldon and raj?! hmmmm?
>peace, bitches.

r|break: obvious lack of photoshop(-ish) skills ...

... leads to hideous things.
hideous, i tell ya. just hideous.

of course, some say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
(note to self: leave well enough alone.
now it's "base"
- competing with sally kirkland, even!
ouchie. my retinas are burning.)

(does this mean that
billn has smooth skin?)

pr5air: epi-break ...

i got a gift in the mail YESTERDAY.
THANKS to jenm!!!

and jenm's sweet little note with my little new gift?

hi! hope you had a great weekend. i found these things at a craft store and "just had to have them." i thought you would enjoy the "asian" version of the dolls! also, how "asian" is the name sarah? just askin! i am thinking this could be a great tribute idea ...
have fun,
jenm

thanks for reminding me about my asian-ness. i forgot about THIS asian-ness, but i needed to be reminded again.

(oh, uhm ... btw, it's been several weeks,
but i may be seeing wb#2 this weekend-ish. hmmm?)

still ...

flaking on posting ...

time to get off squirrelinator
time to get coffee
time to get some gift cards
time to wrap
time to cook some food-stuff

[jenm ... what can i tell ya?!
i'll keep on looking.
more flakes.
not so much beach (yet?).
keep warm!!!]