r|ode: o' sactofloyd ...
... against my better judgment, i am cutting/pasting sir sacto floyd's original, unedited
Pig-in-a-Poke
There once was a gal named Shirl
Whose dates made her wanna hurl
So she looked online
for funny, smart and fine
Enough to make her hair go curl.
Three days later her hunt hits the ground
A gorgeous hunk of manhood had just been found
He's tall, and slim, and his name is Keith
Why yes, oh yes, he's even got some teeth
And no belly fat around!
"Gosh!" she says, "he is so prime...
Humor, looks, and sublime!"
'Til he saw her vajayjay
and went pig-in-a-poke
"Asian p@&&y, it's about time!"
so says sacto floyd.
(we may now raise our heads
yet with eyes averted and rise to revere sir sacto floyd.
oh! and i **heart** the free wi-fi at SAN airport ... now where are the freakin' outlets?!)
yet with eyes averted and rise to revere sir sacto floyd.
oh! and i **heart** the free wi-fi at SAN airport ... now where are the freakin' outlets?!)
Labels: ba dating, poetry-lite, sacto floyd, smooth skin, you said
posted by shirlnutkin @ 7:00 PM
8 Comments:
sacto floyd, will you be my new best friend?
Sure thing; I'll add you to my six other anonymous friends.
Dear Anonymous,
You can't have him, I 'saw' him first.
Who is Keith!?!?!?
to kaanswfm ... keith is what rhymes with teeth (...unless i have totally missed someone as i've been compiling little BA vignettes, y'know?!). thank goodness sactofloyd didn't go straight for the name "RICK" - ha!
"Rick" was considered, but I wanted to keep it tasteful. Hm, that doesn't sound right, does it?
sacto floyd said "rick ... considered ... to keep it tasteful. ...".
so let me see if i can get this straight (hee-hee. ha!).
where keith = tasteful, then rick is not.
that said ... help us understand - what side of the equation is the obvious poetic-ish use of "asian p@&&y" ? just gotta ask.
There's no point in having a contest to guess why I also didn't go with Brit, Bob, Brock, Chuck, Angus, Horacio, and Runt (shirl would've killed me for that one). Y'all got the picture.
Of course, Larry has an entirely different meaning, which I'll leave to shirl to explain someday.
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