r|break: ... s/he said BA dating

after reminiscing with olekoi palau's osu (my bud from way back in the sacto days) just yesterday, i was reminded of other BA dating experiences. so i'll certainly continue with the recaps of the landfill-optional possibilities.

however, to be fair, here is my take on "... but what would he say about you (shirlsd)?" - similar to this attempt. that said, let's begin ... (and mind you, these aren't too interesting - and i s'pose i'm gaming the responses, to some extent, eh?)

1. skateboard dude ... it is in my best interest simply to plead the fifth on this one. skateboard dude has potential (imo) blackmail material. and if you are not familiar with pleading the fifth - it's the fifth amendment which goes like this:
   

   "No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation."

   in short ... although i'll never run for office (but i am reminded never say never), it's prudent to play my cards safely.
   
   
2. meow-meow ... serious gentile chick. (and meow-meow and i continue to touch base throughout the years. in fact, just a couple of weeks ago, we spoke while he was on his annual bike trip eating a meatball sandwich that he was resting on his belly while watching t.v. in some economy motel - so he says.) here, the deal is that i was in the throws of my business - lots of work, and in fact, a bit overworked and overcommitted (both understatements) ... and i - well, i'll stay away from the manShe part of the meow-meow story.
   
   
3. p3 ... doppleganger tess. not much more than that.
   
   
4. 976-boy ... gimme back my baking cooling rack! (yes, even after nearly 20 years, 976-boy's cooling rack is STILL in my possession. them shrimp - of the coconut curry shrimp - had to cool on something before he tossed them into some batter stuff. maybe it's time to "let go!" but of course, it's a cooling rack that can be purchased at less than $20 new and probably for $0.25 at a garage sale.)
   
   
5. wb #2 ... well, this one is TOO OBVIOUS (asian p*$$y), so let me give this a second thought - what ELSE would wb#2 say? ...hmmm ... tick-tock-tick-tock. ... ahhh yes! yet another "term of endearment" (NOTE: sarcasm with a bit of disdain - on my part) spoken by wb #2 - crazy asian girl.
   
   
6. big meat ... i think i still owe you and your neighbor sushi. (yes, let's not (or LET'S!!!) talk about the time that big meat took off in the 'community car' where several of us were stranded at a club (of sorts) and had to pack into a mustang at 2:15 AM and wake up my neighbor at 2:30 AM. my neighbor had the spare key to get me back into my place. why? because my keys were in my backpack ... in the 'community car' ... and because big meat wasn't answering his cell after driving a gal with a broken leg at a club (of sorts) home. big meat's "make-up" offer at 8:15 AM when he dropped off my backpack? ... sushi.)
   
   
7. endless love ... i'm guessing, "score." (not to be self-deprecating, but is that the appropos '80s term for initiating "the deed"?)
   
   
8. jerr-bear ... pret-TEE, pret-TEE hair. pret-tee.
   
   
9. drive & ditch ... just another match experience.
   
   
10. alberto v05 ... interestingly enough, as with skateboard dude, i MAY (read: DO) have something(s) on av05. however, i'll play it safely and say he wouldn't necessarily say anything about me so much as he would likely ask, "so ... how's your friend esther?"
    
    
11. wb #1 ... short.
    
    
12. st-fb ... why didn't shirlsd take her shoes off?

... see - not too interesting. but there are back stories, of course. meanwhile, i'll compile the additional 1/2-dozen a little later.