when public transit, clocks and bubbleboy are my friends ...

... i am a happy person.

in response to the major rookie (tho' entertaining) move this past monday ... yesterday, i managed to take the bus in to work and take the last bus (that leaves at 8 pm) home. a crazy 35 min later, i was at my car at the park-n-ride.

on monday eve, how did i get to my car? a few tidbits -

• meta- stuff - telekinesis, astral projection, teleportation, worm hole travel, knight rider skills? - no can do (to my knowledge)
  
• cell phone - i simply text'd my friend bubbleboy, who lives in between BART and the bus stop.
• bubbleboy bribe - i bribed bubbleboy with tapioca express ('cuz he luvs his red bean thingy), so he agreed to pick me up and drop me off at my car, with a little string attached ...
  
• bubbleboy slave labor - i will be helping bubbleboy with computer stuff tomorrow night (and i get a home-cooked meal) - loading pics for him, teaching him how to use certain functions on his PC (yes, PC)
• distance - BART on one side of town i live and bus stop/park-n-ride on the other side, for which i am grateful for the 5-mile distance.

what if bubbleboy wasn't around?

oh! i knew he'd be around and willing to help out.

my angel guides were helping me out.
uh-huh.
that's right!

my work-home revisited ...cube-alabras!

as of 09/17, i started working in a cube.

[a.k.a. shirlsd cubed (Sd^3)]

it's my day-life.
... so i have decided to keep a running tab
of what i would like to affectionately call ...

cube-alabras

to date, we have the following celebration of cube-ictionary and cube-isms...

cube-occupant (def: one who lives, works (or both) in a cubicle)
cube-i-licious (def: a cute cube-occupant)
cube-politan (def: the rows/aisles of cubicles - the "grid" - the "pedestrian-oriented-design")
cube-o-rama (def: fun times in a cubicle)
cube-opolus (def: cubicles in greece)
cube-ster (def: a hip cube-occupant who likes being in cube-politan)
cube-meister (def: self-proclaimed master of cube-politan)
cube-every-day (def: the life of a cube-occupant)
cube-otomy (def: when you move on from your cube-every-day)
cube-icle (def: frozen spears hanging from roof eaves)
cubic-hair (ya don't say?: who put this ... in my coke?)
cube-opoly (def: someone who is the only cube resident)
vac-cube (ya don't say?: does nature abhor a ... ?)
cubic's rube (def: what a cube-ster would pull out to twiddle around)
cube-itis (def: a medical condition after cube-every-day)
cube steak (ya don't say?: what's for lunch?)
cubes (ya don't say?: some men pay adult entertainers to show them their ...)
cubee (def: what a medical marijuana card carrying cube-ster smokes at his/her desk)
cube socks (def: what a cube-occupant may wear during lunch hour kickboxing class)
cube-ee-doo (def: best dog on t.v.)
cubicle bill (ya don't say?: if Tarantino wanted to make a movie about a vengeful samurai starring cube-politan, what would he call it?)
cube-tastic four (def: favorite super heroes)
cublished (def: when you publish a cube-alabras)
cube-onymity (def: when the cube-occupant has managed to remain anonymous in cube-ipolitan)