raise your hand to answer the question for 'burbs living ...

QUESTION: on this early black friday morning,
what noise, OTHER than an alarm clock,
car or home alarm, barking dog(s), etc.
wakes one up?

HINT: i live quite (more accurately VERY) near (within 2-miles) the following:

• walmart - 24-hour
  
• circuit city
• best buy
• ... you get the point
  

ANSWER: freakin', multiple hovering helicopters. (totally wrong!!!)

(o.k. - must go to work now! sob!)