r|spit: it's starting ...

... with this

the cookie war!
ff&c gal has been taunting me.

when i was back in SD several weeks ago, i introduced to and SHARED with ff&c gal my favorite cookie ever and a day - the mango oatmeal cookie at influx in SD. (witness the happiness in my face back in 09/2006 when i could hang out at influx and savor the cookie?!)

nevertheless, because ff&c gal (and others!) is on facebook, i am doomed to have a future of potential cross-posting. so here we go ...

... ANOTHER cross-post from frackin' fb - just like this first one. (da commish may be peeing in her little pantalones, dammit!!!)

ff&c gal has summarily kidnapped my most absolute favorite cookie ever (as evidenced above). and last night, ff&c gal posted to my wall:

We had a WHOLE DOZEN COOKIES that I picked up for Greg's b-day! The ants got the last half though.... :(

my rebut this morning?* ... this is the army of ants (from a t-shirt i own - which i COINCIDENTALLY wore yesterday ... fascinating coincidence) that i just "sent" to ff&c gal (aka i posted sh** on her wall on facebook) ... with the following note ...

"ahhh! my army of ants has served me well. even through the miles, cookie-kidnappers who toy with mango - oatmeal - cookie - lovers are on notice! my reach is far & wide ... hee-hee! (i am a dork.)

now, i shall share this blog link to ff&c gal (and da commish) as a post to her wall ... because i must make da commish laugh at me.

*p.s. to ff&c gal, i actually am totally bummed for you all
that the ants got to your cookies. they are fabulous!