channeler for delicate flower as he rants&raves about tallfreak ...

"I still like him, but he cares little for this earth,
even though he might tell you differently."
- delicate flower speaking of tallfreak

backstory on delicate flower/tallfreak: last year in march, i had an initiation of a face-to-chest (albeit briefly) conversation with delicate flower's (aka billn's) friend, tallfreak. (btw, i still **heart** tallfreak. he gets the chick-&-shoes thing!) and prior to the face/face meet-up, this is the first time i was introduced to billn's moniker of delicate flower. nevertheless, i checked-in with tallfreak a few weeks ago regarding his vast knowledge of power generation and energy stuff. and with a simple nod at delicate flower of my chat, the banter started once again ... well, more accurately, delicate flower ranted absent any tallfreak exchange. (some may interpret that as talking to oneself ... a few steps short of insanity ... but i digress).

so to keep it all in context, i have decided to serve as a channeler for delicate flower's rants&raves. it's unlikely delicate flower'll get this up on his sorely-stale-blogs, but that's o.k. - he can link to this or i'll give him the code. (HINT!!!)

SIDE NOTE: on serving as a channeler ... i volunteered to serve as one - for someone's match[dot]com efforts. (you read correctly.) yeah. really. gratis. i know. i. know.
the beginning o' banter in vintage '07 ... it started here.

• TALLFREAK speaks of DELICATE FLOWER.
• DELICATE FLOWER speaks of himself and of TALLFREAK.
  

for convenience, some cut/paste below -

TALLFREAK [T/F]: If he hasn’t referred to himself as this yet, he is a Delicate Flower. He is also a rich, white, male landowner who’s’ [sic] philosophy is “The Fee is first."

He likes his coffee like he likes his women…black and strong, anything else is a waste of good coffee (cream/sugar).

DELICATE FLOWER [DF]: [billn] ... is a delicate flower; however the reason he enjoys black coffee (like his women) is hot and bitter.
... is also so arrogant that he talks about himself in the third person.
... approves your use of blog information.
... and [approves] this message."

[T/F]: [DF] Enjoys reading construction drawings and long walks through Mechanical Rooms.

[DF]: [T/F] enjoys playing two records at the same time and being a dirty liberal.

[T/F] [correction]:[T/F] enjoys masterfully playing two records at the same time and being a cutty-pasty dirty liberal.

[DF]: I'm sorry that [T/F] had to tell us what [T/F] likes to do with his male-equipment when [T/F] plays two records at the same time. [T/F] should learn to keep that type of information private. Shame on [T/F].

[T/F]: In offense of [DF'S] intelligence or lack there of, I offer Exhibit A:
[DF] most incompetently makes reference to my use of the word “masterfully” with humor that is both base and incorrect.
As a side note, [DF] is neither masterful, nor practiced in the “male-equipment” realms [DF] references on account of [DF's] lawful marriage to the mother of his children.

[DF]: Further side note, [T/F's] last girlfriend can attest to my masterful practice.
Base, incorrect? Yes. Funny? Yes.
Finally, judging base is best judged by those most base.

[T/F]:Considering her recent restraining order against you, I would refer to it as your masterful mal-practice.
Best of luck with that.

banter into circa '08 ... DELICATE FLOWER resurrects rant&rave on TALLFREAK as "... a fake environmentalist. why is he fake?"

• on geographics ... he lives in SD, where there is inadequate water for the population.
• on kitchen appliance ... he has two refrigerators (who cares if they are both EnergyStar, that too much electricity to be using for a household of two)
• on watering system ... he has an automatic lawn irrigation system installed at his home, using potable water - meaning he waters his grass with the same water he might drink.
• on job ... he does not build wind turbines.
• on local offerings ... he does not live in a place where there is local food, abundant water and low population density.
  
  
• and as if this isn't enough, [DF] continues the rant&rave on [T/F] ...

• on dining accessories ... we use cloth napkins every day, we do not have paper napkins.
• on kitchen supplies ... we do not have any paper towels here either.
• on home heating ... we burn biodiesel for heat and are going to supplement our heating this winter with locally harvested wood.
• on food waste ... we compost or garbage-disposal our food waste.
• on plastic bags ... we do not use plastic wrap. we only plastic bags for special uses. we have reusable supermarket bags (not paper or plastic for us).
• on transportation ... tall friend does not carpool or bike to work. I carpool.

channel change.
must negotiate this heat in BA.