in late 2006, relocated my angst, business, and social life to NoCal from SoCal ... just a 40-something chick in the 'burbs of the SF bay area who randomly posts about random topics ... the occasional quirky stories of dating (or not) at 40-ish, work-week cubeopolis frivolity, rambling musings on nostalgika, and the occasional introspective moments in life.(thanks for visiting! >p, b)
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posted by shirlnutkin @ 12:01 AM
in late 2006, relocated my angst, business, and social life to NoCal from SoCal ... just a 40-something chick in the 'burbs of the SF bay area who randomly posts about random topics ... the occasional quirky stories of dating (or not) at 40-ish, work-week cubeopolis frivolity, rambling musings on nostalgika, and the occasional introspective moments in life.(thanks for visiting! >p, b)
today is a good day
stuff about the ucb alum paa reconnect (march 7) 40th anniv & '80s alum activities
northern california gal that relocated from san diego (after 15 years) ... improv performer, cal berkeley grad, dog-owner wannabe, hybrid car owner, business owner-lite, connector of randomness, catalyst, workspace explorer, storyteller, and anthrocubeologist
(... back in the SD days)
7 Comments:
There must be a law against inhumane capture and detention of enemy combatants. Oh wait, no there isn't. Hopefully you allow the Red Cross (or maybe the Red Nut) access to your prison facilities.
When do the tribunals start?
billn, i will inform the captors of your inquiry. meanwhile, please note that squirrel nutkins was caught red handed (uh ...? furry handed). moreover, inhumane is subjective; perhaps you can check with albert g, if he's not too busy, regarding inhumane.
Not red handed or furry handed, squirrels don't have hands. Red Pawed.
I think Alberto G. is looking for a new job right now, so he might not have time to write the memo explaining how capturing and holding (uncharged) indefinitely your combatant does not violate habeas corpus protections in the constitution.
lovely ... if my blog is monitored by security agency(ies), then they really know we are talking about mr. attorney-ish dude. anyway ... i believe the captors have a catch-n-release program. i don't know if there is a running man (hint: the movie) component, though, to the captor's program. (poor squirrel nutkins)
u pluribis unum and f'shizzle! adios.
Do they make those big enough for black bears? I'll risk the tribunals if they do.
VT Bear Hater
funny ... for a moment, i read what jenm asked and thought jenm meant whether there were SQUIRRELS big enough for black bears to EAT, and i was gonna answer - "no, but there are lots of them for buffet-style, probably." ... then i realized, "oh. uh ... jenm meant the cage-thingy." oops.
I smell a new business opportunity. R|Squirrel. You can offer your pack of trained ferocious squirrels to:
1. replace junkyard dogs on guard duty.
2. replace hunting dogs for boar.
3. offer protection to ranchers from coyotes.
4. enforce our national boarders.
5. provide the next troop surge to Iraq.
This is a can't miss idea. Once you start the business, you can franchise it here to VT.
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